April OOC/Nonsense Board

First topic message reminder :

I got it! Yay!

A brand new department store has just opened in London. It sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the following instructions:-

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you go up. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

One day a woman goes into the store and rather nervously starts climbing the stairs.

When she gets to the 1st floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
She thinks, "I can do better than that" and keeps going up.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
But she goes up another floor.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

kaz i think it's just you
maybe ur high?

more monday humor: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/379605/march-31-2011/difference-makers---roy-den-hollander

-_- No! And I wasn't drunk or tipsy either.

tsk tsk tsk, you need to post more penny xD

oh shit second place o.o

ur the man now dog!
DTFDP!!!! YEEEAAAAAHHHH.... UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

*puts down newspaper for a moment. Puts on professor hat and glasses, gets out pointer*

I disagree Shin. As many of you may have noticed, rather than split my training/rp posts into smaller chunks for point whoring. I tend to ignore the point score and just post them up. Just the other day I posted up an 8000 word post. Split this into chunks of say....250 and that post alone would have resulted in the gain of 160 points. *takes off hat, goes back to table. Sips tea*. Short of it. I post as much as, if not more than everyone else.

I just don't really go for the points.

Preach, my brotha!

Oh Shin, are you going to let him talk about your mother like that? 'Ohhh.'

R 2 says (11:27 PM)
so when you have armor on does it pick up the points after your def or does it take all the dmg?
Asei Kano says (11:28 PM)
It takes all the dmg before it can get to your DEF unless your block with unarmored portions (i.e. arms) and the dmg breaks through that. Barriers protect armor as well.
R 2 says (11:29 PM)
wow so armor is only good for like two full hits then it is done
Asei Kano says (11:29 PM)
Yes.
R 2 says (11:29 PM)
Shin needs to work on that it seems like
Asei Kano says (11:30 PM)
So your thoughts are that armor should withstand destructive level damage, correct?
The dmg that destroys buildings and such.
R 2 says (11:30 PM)
Well your body does so why not
Asei Kano says (11:30 PM)
1 word.
Electrolytes.
R 2 says (11:31 PM)
lol
Asei Kano says (11:31 PM)
Just take some time and think on that.
Let me know what you discover within yourself.
Speaking of deeper meanings, man this chick has some huge tits.

lmao
i knew he was shallow too

kyro wrote:

The Vegas Stripper with the STD?

i remember that ho!

While children can be considered an STD, that's kinda harsh. We know some people who are able to function well with that condition. And she wasn't a Vegas stripper. She stripped in LA and she seemed smart... tho that might have been the alcohol.

then who was the chick from vegas?

Which trip? One was a random chick was Wisconsin of all places but that was years ago for NYE. There were a few random hookups and the chick from my chapter that I used to hang out with.

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eee! i can't wait for friday. TO FAST!!!! TOO FURIOUS!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH

TOO*

Yeah, I'm looking forward to that as well. Oh! In case you hadn't heard... there's a bonus scene after the credits again. Though I thought this was supposed to be the last installment?

i thought han was dead?

Yeaaaaa... about that...

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Must... decode... encrypted... message!

something... about Sean Connery?

Nah, I think it has something to do with the fact that Barack Obama kinda looks like Malcolm X...

It's about time to post points.

Man I'm partied out. Got wasted at a wedding this weekend and finally got everyone out of me house after my birthday party. The cake was no lie this week

pahteh like a rock star den!

Yay! As always... #6 to become #4 since Shin and GameMaster are auto-DQ.

So... is there any reason the smileys are gone when you preview a post?

Yes. Because everyone hates you.

oooooooooo

oooooooh! the hyogokuyo or w/e it's called is what gave orihime and chad their powers... not ichigo!... o.O my perception of the world has been shattered!

*Points and laughs* At least there is some vindication in the day!

Shin, should I be a good friend and take Kyro to go see it tonight?

lol
has kyro been acting friend like lately?
b/c you can't reward bad behavior
the dog whisperer taught me that xD

Former Hooters waitress settles toy Yoda suit

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant's parking lot in a blindfold.

But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement's details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant's corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.

The restaurant's manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools' joke.


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Copyright 2002 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Actually, he really hasn't, but I also haven't gone to kick it with him in a while now b/c I've been busy with work and partying, so I figure he'll behave better if he doesn't feel neglected. Hey! He kinda is like a puppy! (That is not a reference to him acting like a... <3)

*sips tea*

Fucking royal wedding.

Yeah, all the girls on my FB basically commented on that. I personally don't give a damn.

EDIT: I hate Shin... Kyro is now cool. That will be all.

lmao
thought i wouldn't see this ho! the kaz resistance will be stamped out like ants beneath the foot of shin!

Psh! You want some... come get some!

Psi Prince wrote:

Yeah, all the girls on my FB basically commented on that. I personally don't give a damn.

EDIT: I hate Shin... Kyro is now cool. That will be all.

Fair weather. What time tonight?

Also I'm broke, so if you could spot me, that would be great.

I like how he says that like I don't always take care of everything. That movie was AWESOME!!! Bonus scene was definitely unexpected and awesome!

Vin Diesel vs The Rock was like 2 red hulks going at it.