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Subject: April OOC Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:43 am
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Subject: Re: April OOC Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:50 am
HA!....thats not funny its sexest!
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Subject: Re: April OOC Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:31 am
lols
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Subject: Re: April OOC Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:05 pm
Yea, but it's funny because it's a marketing failure. Notice the logo in the bottom left.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:42 pm
I must have missed it.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:43 pm
I didnt see any other logo in the bottom of that first old spice one. But Im on a horse
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:44 am
explosioooooon
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Subject: Re: April OOC Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:37 am
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:09 pm
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL..
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:16 pm
Single Bee Sends Gathering Of Humans Into Helpless Panic
DALLAS—A western honeybee measuring barely one-quarter of an inch in length and weighing approximately .03 ounces triggered panic among a gathering of six fully-grown Homo sapiens during a picnic at Davis Park on Monday, witnesses reported.
"Where is it—where is it?" said 44-year-old general manager Charles Freid, who has been described by his coworkers and business rivals as "ruthless," after the bee happened to fly in his general direction. "Get it off me! Is it on me?" "Jesus!" added Freid, screaming and flailing his arms as he raced to his car, got inside, and locked the doors.
The college-educated humans, all of whom are not allergic to bee-sting venom and possess both cerebral and muscular capacities several orders of magnitude beyond that of the insect, proceeded to retreat in abject fright from its half-millimeter stinger, which, when used, causes a twinge of discomfort followed by mild irritation and kills the bee.
According to entomologists at the University of Texas at Dallas, the Apis mellifera was most likely trying to pollinate a nearby cluster of dandelions and was not, as alleged by 50-year-old attorney Georgia Sakko, who has twice endured the pain of childbirth and successfully battled breast cancer, "out to get us."
"Don't make it angry—don't make it angry!" Sakko said. "Is it in my hair? I feel something in my hair. Somebody get it out. Get it out!"
Airline pilot Mike Grunwold, 49, who is approximately 1,224 times the size of the bee, said that he was "certain" the bee had landed on Sakko's back. Fiber tests on Sakko's clothing later found no traces of a bee's presence, but did reveal a small piece of lint and matted hair that may have resembled an insect at a distance and in certain lights.
Civil engineer, marathon runner, and Gulf War veteran Scott Fogel, 39, briefly attempted to use force against the bee's non-aggressive actions, waving it away with a paper plate. After accidently upending a container of potato salad, which caused the bee to suddenly swerve, Fogel leaped back several feet and dashed for cover behind a trash can.
"They're attracted to sweat," Fogel said. "It makes them want to kill. Just try to keep as far away from it as you can."
After the bee seemingly disappeared, the humans—members of a species that has crossed an Ice Age land bridge from Asia to North America, domesticated the wolf, built the pyramids, and landed a manned vehicle on the surface of the moon—walked cautiously back to the picnic area.
"I think it's gone," personal trainer Marcus Weller, 32, said. "Thank God."
A few seconds later, the bee emerged from an overturned Coke can, prompting the humans to scream and retreat once more. They opted not to return to the area, abandoning several hundred dollars' worth of food and picnicking equipment. The brutalized parkgoers characterized the day as "totally ruined."
The bee, which was reportedly never more than vaguely aware of the presence of other living organisms besides the blooming plants it sought, eventually returned to its hive without incident.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:30 pm
Wow.......
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:54 pm
Seriously? Fucking seriously? Over one bee? I could understand if they would die if stung but... They aren't allergic so these people get the Epic Fail Award.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:56 pm
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:05 pm
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:08 pm
You stole that one from me >.>
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:33 pm
<.<; ... Maybe...
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:43 pm
Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Education, an increasing number of American parents are choosing to have their children raised at school rather than at home.
Deputy Education Secretary Anthony W. Miller said that many parents who school-home find U.S. households to be frightening, overwhelming environments for their children, and feel that they are just not conducive to producing well-rounded members of society.
Thousands of mothers and fathers polled in the study also believe that those running American homes cannot be trusted to keep their kids safe.
"Every year more parents are finding that their homes are not equipped to instill the right values in their children," Miller said. "When it comes to important life skills such as proper nutrition, safe sex, and even basic socialization, a growing number of mothers and fathers think it's better to rely on educators to guide and nurture their kids."
"And really, who can blame them?" Miller continued. "American homes have let down our nation's youth time and again in almost every imaginable respect."
According to the report, children raised at home were less likely to receive individual adult attention, and were often subjected to ineffective and wildly inconsistent disciplinary measures. The study also found that many parents expressed concerns that, when at home, their children were being teased and bullied by those older than themselves.
In addition to providing better supervision and overall direction, school-homing has become popular among mothers and fathers who just want to be less involved in the day-to-day lives of their children.
"Parents are finding creative ways to make this increasingly common child-rearing track work," Miller said. "Whether it's over-relying on after-school programs and extracurricular activities, or simply gross neglect,† school-homing is becoming a widely accepted method of bringing children up."
Despite the trend's growing popularity, Miller said that school programs are often jeopardized or terminated because shortsighted individuals vote against tax increases intended to boost educational spending.
"The terrifying reality we're facing is that the worst-equipped people you could possibly imagine may actually be forced to take care of their children," Miller said.
Parents who have decided to school-home their children have echoed many of Miller's concerns. Most said that an alarming number of legal guardians such as themselves lack the most basic common sense required to give children the type of instruction they need during crucial developmental years.
"It's really a matter of who has more experience in dealing with my child," Cincinnati- resident Kevin Dufrense said of his decision to have his 10-year-old son Jake, who suffers from ADHD and dyslexia, school-homed. "These teachers are dealing with upwards of 40 students in their classrooms at a time, so obviously they know a lot more about children than someone like me, who only has one son and doesn't know where he is half the time anyway."
"Simply put, it's not the job of parents to raise these kids," Dufrense added.
Though school-homing has proven to be an ideal solution for millions of uninvolved parents, increasingly overburdened public schools have recently led to a steady upswing in the number of students being prison-homed.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:22 pm
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Subject: Re: April OOC Thu May 06, 2010 8:47 am
Trouble in Paradise averted.... I hope to on tonight or this afternoon to do some major posting.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Thu May 06, 2010 12:50 pm
thk goodness >.>
it's all good
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Subject: Re: April OOC Thu May 06, 2010 5:54 pm
The Movie?
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Subject: Re: April OOC Thu May 06, 2010 8:16 pm
No... my life -,- I'll be on after frank gets done.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Thu May 06, 2010 10:46 pm
Godspeed.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 6:54 pm
I'm about to download Iron Man 2 since everyone says it's great and a certain someone decided to go with other people other than me. Here's to hoping it's good.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 7:09 pm
You should've went to the midnight showing with me and Addie! She made it JUST in time. And we saw it in IMAX too!
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 7:15 pm
This is why I mentioned no names. Good of you to actually post in the correct thread for once.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 7:35 pm
I KNOW you're not talking! But seriously, it would've been fun. ^_^
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 7:46 pm
Don't be sour at me because I always follow the rules. The quality on the movie is pretty crappy so far, but it downloaded really fast... hopefully with no viruses. Regardless, I'm in the beginning, the hero seems like an ass thus far.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 10:31 pm
Well thats cause he IS an ass...He drinks, and is a super bachelor. Its what hes supposed to be...Im sure your taking notes
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 10:37 pm
Ah and note for the saga, both my character's are frozen in time for that moment, they just do not notice.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 10:59 pm
> > -got kinda bored with the saga- <_<;;
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Subject: Re: April OOC Mon May 10, 2010 11:01 pm
-Noticed-
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 12:44 am
I do not consider that a saga. It's more of a SIC with no real point to it, but hey... at least boards and updates weren't frozen, so people could still do outside stuff.
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 8:59 am
when does the fighting start?
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 2:01 pm
the ludacris cd isn't as good as i thought it'd be -.-'
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 2:01 pm
kyro, u had to watch that bootlegged? lol, sucks to be you! (as always)
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 2:54 pm
i'ma go with friends to watch it this weekend ( at least that's what's planned :O )
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 3:13 pm
Why is there no MAY OOC board since it just happens to be the 11th of May already? ^_^
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Subject: Re: April OOC Tue May 11, 2010 3:17 pm
because of the misfits and rascalions
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