Penny goes to work?

So here he was outside Shiori's office whether or not she was inside wasn't the issue. Apparantly him just being there was enough to do his job. So. This was what humans did for a living. Stood about. Doing nothing. Suddenly he began to realise just how certain individuals became as incredibly dull. He'd only been standing here for twenty minutes and already he was so bored he literally wanted to rip someones face off. Maybe that annoying receptionist who had mocked him. Yes, her face would look awfully good pastered to the end of a broom handle. But then he had to remember just where he was and what he was doing. He was a t work. He needed to stay here for the full ful...long....drawn out...eight..fucking...hours. A deep sigh. Acceptance. Nothing else to be done about ti. He needed the money. Not that he'd actually TELL anyone that. Gera'Sey, running it brought in a lot of income. Unfortunatly as the city was still expanding that income couldn't be gathered in his purse. Anything that went into that treasury went straight out upgrading systems or building defenses. Short of it. He personally. Was broke. He could certainly live in Gera'Sey without issue. But he didn't want to cause a fuss in the human world where he had been independent from his employer for some time now. Both financially and socially.In fact he was almost semi convinced that he actually made more money than she did on the books. Which was quite the amusing thought

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And thats when it happened. Peeking around the corner he saw a tiny man with a red hat. As one could imagine seeing said tiny man with said tiny hat was quite the odd situation. The little man peepered out the corner, when the coast was ( apparantly) clear he dived out of the corner, rolling and then into a standing position. Looking around and then running into the kitchen. Grabbing a sandwich on the plate.( which was, admittedly. About the same size as him). Strapped it to his back. And then ran off down the corridor. Penny was left simply. Staring. At the spot where the man had been. A yellow sweater. Tiny. Red hat. White beard. It had been. A garden gnome? Part of him was quite excited about this, finally there was something to distract him other than twiddling his thumbs and trying to look up the short skirts of these business women. ( Feminists can be sluts too, who knew?). Most of that ended up with him being slapped in the face and being called a pig. So he'd stopped doing it after the first seventeen.

There was no doubt in his mind that these sandwich stealing garden gnomes had some sort of evil plot going on. After all if he hadn't heard about the existance of living breathing sandwich stealing gnomes then he doubted that anyone had. And if no one could see them aside from himself. Then clearly they were up to something diabolical. And obviously. He had been choosen by some higher power to put a stop to this plot before it got out of hand.
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All operations against evil( be it gnomish or other) one must always do a bit of investiation work.After all one could not defeat the issue without knowing it in the first place. just what nefarious schemes where these bearded fishers of the garden pond planning. This he didn't know but intended to find out. For the sake of sandwich loving patrons everywhere. The gnome had foolishly left a trail of bread crumbs that had led directly into one of the managers offices, into her cupboard and then into a mystical forest filled with fairy creatures abandon. Wait. What? He looked down at himself and he seemed to be covered in some ridiculous platemail like a knight. Well at least it was black. But unlike his clothes it was shifty. unwieldy and stiff. There were quite a few questions buzzing around in hsi head. Like what wa a mystical fairy forest doing in the cupboards of one of the executives. Clearly. That slut had to be in on it too. Working with the Gnomes right under Shiori's nose. This bitch was going to pay when he found his way out.

" Ya mean if Ye find yer way out".

A high pitched squeaky rather threatening voice popped out in front of him. And out walked the gnome with the sandwich strapped to his back. He spoke in a rather strange man. Over pronouncing his r's and sounding rather drunken. " Ye will ner escape this place alive ya daft wee bassturd". Pennywise raised his eyebrow. Clearly this fiend was of the purest evil; if even words were corrupted by his vile filthy tongue.

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" I do not think so vile one, for you shall feel the taste of my trusty boot". Raising up his foot her pulled back in an attempt to punt the miniture man through the air. But the moment his foot came close to the little gnomesbeard. It bounced back, flaring up against a blue light shield. The evil gnome began to laugh heartily at him. Pointing his rather unwashed finger directly in his face. " Har har har har, ya dirty wee nabody, ye cannae touch me. Dint ye know that ye can only hurt a gnome that ye know the name of?". Penny's eyes slanted in a rather provactive manner. " But of course I know that".The screen shifts in. Zooming in on Pennys eyes. Music plays in the background to the sound of DUN DUN DUN! " But of course I know that.....Callum!". The Gnome recoiled almost as if physical damage had been done to him. Penny ran forwards. And booted that little bastard right in his garden sized balls. He went soaring through the air like a little bearded eagle. Shouting as he got further away. " I'll get ye, ya bastarrrrrrrrddd". Penny stood heroicly arms on hips. Girls appearing from nowhere both beautiful and buxom worshipped at his feet. Begging to know how he knew the name of the gnome. " Why its simple". HYe said. Revealing from beneath his clankity armour a book entitled. " The Fantastic Adventures of Sir Penny-The Wise". He smirked. " I bought the strategy guide".

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