If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down [closed]

''GOOD MOURNING WORLD'' shouted Ashido as jumped up from the covers of the bed, smiling and all fresh as a daisy and whistling a tune as he strolled over to the cutrains to pull them open and let the sunlight beam through. There would be birds chirping or possibly singing along with his annoyingly enthusiastic cheerfulness and whistling to his tune as if a scene was stripped out of a children Disney movie about some slag running away to live some 7 midgets or some bull such as that. Although all of this is fake and no Ashido at all, for one hes not the best mourning person and the mourning really happened like this, '' BUZZ, BUZZ ,BUZZ, buzz ....'' jumped the alarm clock by his bed signaling the event of 2:00 pm, while knocks and thumps can be heard at the bedroom door by his frustrated mother trying to get Ashido out of bed. ''ugh. go away'' said a character under a mess of clothes, pillows and bedsheets all piled up on the bed with the same theme as the floor with a sense of just a plain mess. Still clinging on to the that half asleep phase when you just awoke and would like to very much get back to sleep but certain distractions such as a annoying Alarm clock not shutting up which when you would find it your going to break into a thousand or if possible a million piece with a hammer, a dream that one day your going to acheive and then you will smile. Other distraction was a crazed woman at your bedroom door with really no more reason to wake you up but because its 2:00 pm in the afternoon. its not relly a great exuccuse to come to someones bedroom door and start beating on it because someone wants to make it apparent that its 2;00 pm, you dont see anyone coming to your bedroom door and banging on it at 4 in the mourning just to tell you the time so what was so special about sleeping to 2:00 pm, its a strange world. ''noo, i want to sleep'' said a muffled voice from beneth the covers and junk scattered ontop of bed, which is a very vague descripton of it but also could be labeled a mattress and the rest would be as if someone tipped the laundry basket upside down on Ashido's bed and also a bin as empty crisp packets, sweets and dirty dished littered the area of Ashido's bed and floor. He was having such a good dream too, he thinks, couldnt really remeber it at the moment but was sure it would come back to him when he falls asleep again but was finding it difficult with the banshee outside battering down the door and the Alarm clock, which Ashido was sure to turn the alarm off some time ago but however it has still woke him up on its own accord as if personally out to ruine his lye ins. although finding the alarm clock in this mess would be a mission itself, their is no limit to the hiding places of which it could be, it could be under the piles of cgarbage, clothes, school books and general junk that littered his room but sooner of later the Alarm clock would just turn its self off and until then Ashido will just have to play the waiting game. He was also pretty sure the batterys for that demonic alarm clock should have stopped months ago as he only ever put batteries in it once but with some sinister, evil influence has been controling the alarm clock to seriously drive Ashido over the edge. its always the little things that will cause a man to snap and go on a frenzy, beating and breaking alarm clocks until he is gunned down by the athourities and the papers label him a monster with some cerial killer name such as the 'tick tock killer', 'the timely butcher' or the '24 hour devil'' possible one of the first two names and not much of the third as it was a bit rubbish but people can get a bit over dramtic with situations. ''DAMN IT IM GETTING UP!!'' Shouted Ashido to the world in general while a few moments his mother at the door replied ''good boy and run down to the shop for some milk were all out'' then as quickly as the beast came she was gone with a simple request to go and get some milk.

starting the day with the nessesitys, getting up from bed he slowly rises as a zombie would from a grave he even had the moaning and groaning Down perfect too. Giving a yawn, while personally having doubts about even bothering of getting out of bed but then he would have to suffer his mothers wrath. He wearily look about the room wild mild interest, nothing much to strick his attention but just the mess of which his room was suffering, his folks always got on for ashido to tidy his room and clean up the place and then would properly find his stuff easier than the heaps of junk that layered his bedroom. Well ashido did have a system of works if he wanted to find something, it may be impractical, different bt these are just new, radical ideas which the modern world would not understand, as ashido would explained it to avoid tidying his room and for the moment held until his folks got the energy again to make him clean his room. Well if something he was using recently and was important it would be onto of one of the heaps around his room and easily viewable seesaw something useless and bearly in use would be underneath one of the piles and seeing as it wasn't going to be used that often then it wouldn't be much of a hurry to find anytone soon and that's what was ashido's system for how he looks after and arranges his stuff. It may not be the most efficient system but for lazy teenagers or just lazy ones it worked. possible one day he might tidy his room if he was deathly bord and that would be a very slight chance as even ashido can be easily entertained by the most stupid or mundane things and is easily distracted with a attention span of a A.D.D goldfish on crack! So if there is any chance he'll freezes over then ashido may tidy his bedroom willingly but othewise your beter of making pigs fly.

Scratching his scruffy hair while he sort of organises himself, he rubs the sleep from his eyes, curses and then throws the covers aside and gets out of bed while just wearing his boxer shorts. He gave another yawn while stretching thus way and that, manovering around his room, it was a obstical course with so much crap on the floor their was only a few safe spaces to stand on or else the possibility of tripping and causing a safety hazard. He had a rather average size room with a closet, work desk and a single bed. Not the most fanciest room but it was simple and held all ashido's junk witch was all he needed for the moment but if any1 offered he would say no to a bigger room. He would say no to generally anything free, he would take any junk and properly may be interested in it fro a while until eventually it will just add mass to the heaps that made his bedroom floor. The curtains were pulled open ''aww crap. Bright light bright light'' and the were quickly closed again after blinding and hurting his eyes as he was acctumed to the gloom in the room and the sudden bright light cam in and hit him on the eyes. He took a moment to recover before risking opening them again, he did it slowly so he can get use to the brightness, he crinched as it was slightly blinding him ''aw I hate mournings' he moaned bt when it really was the afternoon now bt everyone is not the brightest when just getting up from bed, he just needed some breakfast and time to collect himself thata all, yea right. He put on some shorts just laying on the floor and pulled them on but quickly pulled them back off as he found they were damp for some resaon, he was sure he wasn't wearing the shorts for some time and also was sure he didnt piss himself so he was wondering how they became damp, moments later he shurrged the mystery of the wet shorts and found some other ones instead but test his hand inside first to make sure they were dry before risking a wet arse in water drenched shorts. 'someone bloody sneaking in, in the middle of the night to soak my shorts?!' he thought to himself while slight annoyed of his clothes mysteriously wet, he secondly guess that mabe his sister would have took them to either wear or to prank him or something, the idea of her being seen in Ashido's clothing was thrown away as she wouldnt dare be seen in Ashido's clothing ware. His sister was a real case for designer wear clothes and labels were as Ashido was watever was cheapest even when some clothes was too big for him but he had that style that could pull it off, that style were 'its ok to be a Gipsy because i make it look good!' well he didnt look amazing or anything just practical. Ashido would later find the mystery of the wet shorts caused by a spilled class of juice which he set down the night before to finish playing the computer but forgot about it and sometime after he accidentally knocked it over and it soaked through his shorts and numerous of things as well, a stroke of bad luck for Ashido as is the case for most things. While after a night of drinking fluids ashido needed to go to the toilet, he awkwardly made his way out through his bedroom door, down the hall and towards the bathroom. He never had the feeling to go to the toilet like this before, he was ready to leak on the floor but thankfully he was only a arms length away and would be free to relive himself, its always good when you have that feeling of just arriveing to the toilet in the nick of time and mabe you can think to yourself that somethings in life are just ment to be and that this world isnt all that bad. Ashido read to open the door ''ahh, im busting'' he said to himself as he began hoping from one foot to the other in anticipation. the handle turn and he pushed ''NOOOOOOoooo, open the damn door! im busting here!'' shouted Ashido as bathroom door turned out to be lock and he wasnt going anywere. ''open the damn door!'' he started to bang on it 'its a emergancy! it can even be a matter of life and death! if you dont open this bloody door now'' he wailed in vain. ''hey sport, good luck trying to get your sister out, she having a shower and you know shes not going to come out when shes done but good luck, stay strong'' joked his father while passing by in the hall.

The situation was dire, with only minutes possibly left, he was about to wet himself and then that would be two good shorts ruined, he bagan thinking about what to do and then ideas of what other people would do. A image of the A-team ran across his mind with the theme tune blearing while they constructed some explosive device to blow down the door with basic and unusal items such as a elastic band, hair clip and a piece of paper. Ashido wouldnt know how a explosive could be made out of things such as that but if anyone was capable of doing it, it was the A-Team and then he thought of what a waste of time when the four of them could just as easy kick the door down and with any luck take out the evil tyrant known as he sister, permanently. It was a interesting dream but time was running short, he would have to act fast or he will be mopping up the floor soon, he thought of maybe trying to make it outside but no that distance was too far, he wouldnt make it and some other locations such as the kitchen sink but it would be awkward if someone walked in on him trying to aim it into the sink and he also wasnt sure if he had the skills to accurately get it all in the sink. he quickly thought of a third option and ran back towards his room, he looked around for a container of something but he nothing as big could be found so he just improvised and danced over to the window, quickly unbolted it, shorts down and...''awww, that is good, phew that was close'' he said while laughing, relieved he was able to hold it together instead of pissing himself in which his family would never be able to let it down. ''kinda taken its time'' thought Ashido while he stood their pissing out the window. He started to look around for something to amuse himself as if their was no end to when he would be done, he decided to try and spell his name from all the way up from his flat, A.S.H.I.D.O he laughed then to his horror someone steped out of the building and under him. Ashido quickly finsihed, or made himself fishied and pulled himself back into his bedroom before the unfortunate person could spot it was him and he hoped the person wouldnt look down and see Ashido's signature soaked on the floor. ''crap, haha'' said ashido while he couldn't help himself but laugh, that was utube material and oh god how he wished he had video taped that. their was only a slight fear that the person may find him but it was too funny to worry himself about, he reached for his phone and text a few people, 'lol i wz takin a leak and some dude step in under me and now has a hat full of piss XD LOL'' and sent, god how he wished he video taped that, that was going to be the highlight of his day.

Ashido began to get dressed with whatever was clean while sniggering to himself and the incident earlier, ''how could the person not see that? a string of piss coming down from the sky and he walks into it hahaha, serves him right then'' he thought to himself while laughing over the incident. Although another thought was close, his other consiuos 'how can anybody deseverd to be pissed on?' but this was follwed by his darker side was close by to answer ''i think hitler would deserved to be pissed on for the crap he committed and that dick Muhammad Husain and worse of all the creaters of Gantz who ended the anime like that, what the hell was that about?!'' Ashido began to agree with his darker side and strangely so did his good side, that really was a horrible ending. the anime was 'OK' if a bit pervy and gato, one of the main character was a bit annoying by being a bitch all the time. Ashido finished getting dressed, he weard just a casual set of clothes such as a blue t-shirt with the shirts logo written across it, it was a bit large on ashido but it wasnt too bad and underneath he weared a pair of Green three quarter length shorts, a slight combat design to them but he liked them, it has alot of pokets which always came in handy for carrying junk. He strapped on a Brown belt to help his shorts from falling down cause they would have done easliy as they were pretty big also, within a few step without his belt his shorts would have fallen down to his knees or to the ground basically, a very attractive picture. A pair of ankle sock, and to finsih the look a pair of brown, worn out dc shoes which got riped up while skateing, skateing can be hell of a bastard to shoes as the grip tape and tricks just tear right through them and a good pair of shoes these days cost a good $60 or more to buy, skateing can be a hole in the pocket but it has its rewards....like, gets you out of the house and also its pretty fun, not the most promising rewards but if your luck y you may get sponsered and then your sweet, living on gravy boat with free gear and money. Ashido always had a slight dream of getting Sponsored by some big brand but he never talked about this to his friends or anything because they would just simply laugh, oh he would joke that he will become rich and famous of his skateboarding but he takes this hobby quite seriously sometimes as he reckons its only one of the things he is actully good at or simply capable off. ''were is that damn phone now? i just bloody had it a moment ago'' he cursed to himself while the quest of the missing phone is accepted. ''Ashido, get some milk!'' shouted his mother from far off, possibly the kitchen ''IM GOING NOW'' replayed Ashido with slight irritation in his voice. He was becomeing rather upset and fed up with his mobile but if he asked anyone for help they would be smug and told him that what you get for not tidying your room and then he would receive a whole lecture about it so it wasnt worth it but to go at it alone. He eventually went to get the house phone to ring his mobile to get a fair idea where his mobile could be hiding but wouldnt you know, his sister was useing it, nemesis. ''Ashido, get some milk NOW!'' repeated his mother with more of a tone this time and Ashido expressed what he felt about this ''why do i have to get the milk? what about dad or this mess here'' said Ashido while procudung his thumb towards his sister beside him but this just started more grief than it was worth which resulted in his sister kicking Ashido and his mother really getting angry now and telling him not to argue with her and just to get some bloody milk, semi skimmed.

''alright, alright calm down, woo sah, woo sah'' finished Ashido while forgetting about his phone for the mean time and adventuring to the front door, he picked up his skateboard, checked he had his door keys in case that when he came back no one was home. A situation that would most likely, 8/10 times would happen to Ashido as if a magnet for negative events to happen to him. He had a idea if their was all this bad stuff happening to him then their must be another guy out their, while all the crap happened to Ashido all the good must be happening to this other guy and if Ashido ever met him he would deck him, full on clobberin time, super saiyan four and rocky 5 all put together to create a beat down of the likes that no man has seen. ''ASHIDO! DONT FORGET THE MONEY'' screamed a voice form inside the apartment which was followed by ''IDIOT'' which he knew belong to his sister, ''nemesis'' he said distantly while shaking his fist. He quickly went back into the house, picked up the change on the counter and left the apartment again now that he was ready to begin the grand journey down to the shop. ''lazy gits cant get milk for themselves'' Ashido muttered and complained as he droped his board and rolled down towards the elevator. As per usual he would stand their impatiently while the lift took its time climbing the storeys, leaving Ashido to repeatedly pressing the button in some attempt to make it hurry up. their was a movie coming out as well about a elevator called 'devil' three dudes and a chick are trapped in a elevator but one of them is the devil, Ashido thought that it may have some potential and could be quite interesting, hes not a big horror fan but he enjoys his movies and would be pretty knowledgeable of them. Although the devil may just be playing with the human in the elevator, slowly making them suffer for some purpose but he could have been more efficient if he just had a guy at them before they even entered the elevator, hes the devil i doubt the humans would be able to stand up to him or even if the devil had a knife, a average guy in a lift with a knife would have no bother doing away with his company in that short of a space but the devil takes a hour and a half so the movie lasts to take care of three other average people. Though if the devil just killed them from the let go it wouldnt be much of a movie would it, still the plot seems interesting and if it was anything like that movie 1408 then its going to be good, a fav Movie of Ashido and of course it has Samuel jackson but that guy is in everything so no surprise there. The elevator arrived and just as he was about to get in their were three other people as well all purposely waiting to get to the floor or possibly all but one who had a secret agenda to be the devil and wants to hurt the other three people with him or her. These coincidence happen quite moderatly for Ashido as if he had some magical gift or that his life was like the truman show and some bugger is playing pranks on him. Ashido hesitantly got into the lift anyway when the polite signal for 'hurry up' was issued by a polite cough from a woman standing in the corner of the lift while a man rudely just shouted ''are you getting in or not!'' which got Ashido moving while thinking ''yea, buddy you wish you didnt get into this lift when the devil starts killing you'' also having a image and a hope that the devil would get him first for his rude outburst. That awkward silence which the ones in the elevator have to endure while they are uncomfortably close to each other during their lift can be a bit annoying at times but ashido cant deal with the bordom and so he was singing a tune in his head ''iv got a lovely bunch of cocconuts, dedadumdee, here they are just standing in a row, dumdumdum, big ones, small ones and some as big as your head..'' he continued while he got more into it while starting to tap and nod his head slightly. A iron maiden remix of the song crossed his head which he would definetly buy the album instead of downloading it off the web, well if he had any money to buy it and hell he wouldnt get it off his folks, they call it a waste of money but the Maiden is life and slayer and not forgetting motor head.

Well it all seems to be going good so far, a dul and uninteresting trip down the elevator unless they are allready dead and this is hell but the girl in the corner was a relieve and if that was the case then hell is not so bad. It would be a different story if it was just the guys, being trapped in a elevator for all eternity with a bunch of guys would be a real sausage fest and a torture worse than the 9 pits of hell. This was Ashido's over active imagination kicking in, blowing things far our out of proportions that was needed and was possibly the Tv and media to blame for this, as they have so much crap on it these days that anything is possible in Hollywood. Ashido also thought of his chances with the girl in the elevator with him but was possibly 10 years older than the 17 year old and maybe wouldn't find that attractive however he may bring something refreshing to the table, life, energy, inexperience wereas the girl probably dated old farts now. although his competation was a office employee by the look of his suit, although then again he could be a sales man or just a guy who likes suits and riding in elevators and screaming at kids to get in with him...that didnt sound right, although their was other people in the elevator with Ashido so he doubted the man would ever try anything on him, his grip tightened on his skatebourd, you never know, you hear sick shit on the tele all the time and if something happens then someone isnt getting out alive. The other stranger in the elevator was a young looking man in his early thirtys and was wearing plain casual clothes, he may be an out of work fella, he may be rich or just that he was wearing his casual clothes because it was saturday and he was off work other than that Ashido couldnt tell anything much about him. The woman was fit! He would in a drop of a hat, although that may be the case with most girls as ashido doesn't have the best experience and record, the longest relationship he had would have been only a month, he wasn't sure what he was doing wrong, he was kind, funny or goofy either one of the two and he treated his girl friends great, these experience have rather scarred Ashido as he has always been hesitant of relations ships after. It all turned out that the all four of them were going down to the lobby and that awkward elevator silence lasted the whole time without that comical bit were someone accidentally farts and everyone try to figure out who it was in their heads and secretly hating them for it but with Ashido's luck they would probably blame him and walk on over him when they are about to leave the elevator for some retribution. In all likelyness it proberly would have been ashido to do it, just for a bit of menace and possibly to get back at your man who shouted at Ashido earlier and then he would especially try and guide or position himself infront of that guy.

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Ashido picked up his skateboard then exited the elevator and passed along the tile floors of the lobby area and then malled the mail boxes which held the flats residents mail box. He walk to the far end of the lobby which then lead to outside. ''its not a bad day'' Ashido said to himself when pushing open the buildings front door to lead him out. It was bright with moderate cloud coverage, with a low chance of rain by the looks of it but Ashido was no weather man and it was just a guess that it would stay dry because he forgot to bring his umbrella, well that not true beacuse Ashido doesnt have one, bought one or personally used one himself. He took or borrowed other peoples umbrellas or even scrounge for cover under complete strangers umbreallas to avoid heavy rains. Well anyway only girls used umbrealla and if he was caught using one his friends would no doubt keep him going about it for some time, it was a rather strange relationship he had with his friends they would all try and get the better of each other while it was for a bit of fun while they joke about one another and even played pranks, sometimes even going as far as shaving one's eyebrows off and replacing it with a stick of chocolate by super glueing it were his eyebrow should have been but the chocolate melted and the stick fell off, funny though all the same. They never told who done it as each friend blame one another to avoid a thump because maybe that was a bit too far, shaving a friends eyebrows but damn it was funny. ''well lets get kracken with the knacking'' he said to himself while dropping his board down. Ashido's skate board was a professional design with a nose and tail instead of the fish boards that only had a tail which they used in the 40's to the 60's. Grips tape layerd the top of the board which comes in a large sheet and glues down on the wooden board, important not about doing this is to avoid air bubbles that may get trapped under the grip tape, the grip tape is a basically sand paper to add for grip for doing tricks and avoid the skateboard from rolling off. Their was a scene in the show Dirty Sanchez, it was a show like jackass but far more extream and stuff no one should ever try at home which they wont unless they were dropped on their head a few times when they were a baby and cant think stright and basicly end up as a special needs kid. The stunts they produced in the Show was horrific but theirs this scene which always reminds Ashido when applying the grip tape to his board, a memory from that show always makes him cringe when fixing up his board, the actors in Dirty Sanchezz striped naked and pulled themselves up a large piece of Sand paper. NAKED with their manhood and all for show, its a sick world with sick people but it was a hilarious show .

Ashido motioned along on his skate board, while practicing a few flips tricks on the flat ground. ''hmm, i think..i need to get more height or possible flick it a bit less'' he mumbled to himself while concentrating ''damn, one more time....'' talking to himself which was better than talking to no one at all but its when you start arguing with yourself then that the point that you should worry. At the pace he was going now he wasn't going to get milk anytime soon but what was the hurry anyway, its hardly moment were the milk will make Ashido's life any better. His stomach rumbled, and then he noticed that he didn't have any cereal or breakfast this mourning but he shurrged it off and got back to practicing. Ashido would like to thing about his style of skateing between a mix of rodney mullen, possible the best freestyle skater, daewon song as he is just crazy and possibly his favorite vert skater, Alex charmers who is a mad man on pipes and can get some great heights. Ashido remained stationary for a few moments while he positioned his feet and concentrated, position was an important thing while skateing and also control, he would have to time and manover his legs about the board in seconds for his technique to work. He went back to basics, just to get warmed up. Positioning his feet to oly, jump with the board ''easy enough'' he said as he bent down, slammed the tail down hard on the ground and with his other foot, slide it up the board to drag it in the air as he jumped and bada bing bada boom that how you oly. Landing again while ontop of the board is something you learn by practicing but a helpful tip is wenever you go to oly position urself so that your level on the board and not leaning forwards or back wards and you can do this by making sure that your shoulders are balanced and in form with with board. Ashido spent a few moments going over his oly, a basic and possible first decent trick a skater learns which helps you get around by jumping vertically or across heights and gaps. He practiced a few moments to try and get his oly as high as possible, his height was reasonably of for a amature and he could jump his friend steve on the board while hes lyeing down and he once jumped a homeless, although his friend wasnt so lucky as he messed up and fell into him which then he chased the two down the street with a piece of wood. The found the homless dead drunk and passed out on the side of the kurb, it was a opportunity not to miss, although kind of a mean trick but it was dead fun and a must after seeing the episode of south park were cartman trys and jump a homless dude but barely manages it and rather lands ontop of him. They silenty sneaked around the homeless to ride the path of obstacles that may get in their way, a few times the homeless guy nearly woke up but luckily watever he had been drinking was good and strong to pass him out like that as the scene with Ashido and stev was ridicules as they about made every sort of noise possible, from dropping their skate boards to full on shouting when stev got angry at Ashido because he started to get a picture with himself and the passed out hobo. They were getting beter though as they learned to soften the foot step and avoid dropping objects which was basicly common sense to avoid being caught while sneaking around but it was a work in progress and you have to excuse them if they wernt ninjas or anything. The path was clear and the hobo was set for 'operation jump homeless' the two began a rock, paper, scissors to see who was to jump him first ''ah, crap'' said Ashido as he lost the match by picking paper instead of rock which he was thinking of doing but whent against his gut as most of the occasions it can be a bit of a joker and cause Ashido to pick the wrong answers. ''shh, youl wake him!'' replyed Ashido's mate stev while wispering loudly and putting his thinger up to his mouth to signal for quiet. Ashido shook his head while he began to set up his board for jumping the homeless man, ''oh, oh! i think hes waking up!'' Ashido began but to his belife that homeless just shifted his hand to scratch his arse, a sight very attractive to Ashido and steve who have been witnessed to such an event. It may even be a conversation starter some day if you knew how to use it ''we once saw a homeless scratch his arse...'' it may need work but possibly could be gold if used in the hands of a comic. The homeless was poor by defination of living on the street and being poor and haveing little to no money, which they annoyingly beg for charity and relying on the human generosity but to little to no avail. Ashido lined up his board, looked down at his challange, a man of average weight and size and Ashido had to jump him with his board, it was a little off putting since it was a actual man instead of other inatimat objects he jumped before.

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He was a bit of a distanced and line up for the jump, it was him, his board and the hobo, he conrntated while he though to himself to focus 'be the skateboard, visualise the hobo, if u can dream it you can do it, use the force...'' al small but important quotes from movies which he copyed to focus now. Another quote popes in to his head just at that moment but with no real significance or help, I was just random 'like was like a box of chocolates, you don't know what you'll get'' he doesn't know why at this important life altering event that he was thi king about forest gump or how it poped into his head, the brain can be funny thAt way. It's a stupid quote as well cause you do know what chocolates your going to get when you ask for the box at the till, ''box of plain chocolates please'' the obviously you'll get a box of plain chocolates and they all be the same. The. Again their are chocolates which have a small book inside them that tells you what kind of sweets their are and also you can read the recepee on the back of the box. So Tom hanks in the movie forest gump wS full of crap and you can pick what kind of chocalte you want and know what you'll get. Heart pumping, thoughts of doubt an dconclicting consciences, their was some immoral issues here while their was excitement and good test to see if he jump a passed out homeless. ''sometime today'' said stev while his impetience was getting a bit short fro ashido and, although was pretty bad he wanted ashido to trip up and fall ontop of the homeless man, he thought the idea would be hilarious. ''ah, take yourself and piss off'' ashido replied jokingly, ''we'll, no guts no glory!'' he thought to himself. He kicked off, Leg stamping on the ground, pushing him forward and getting more momentum. He was getting ever closer to the jump, his leg slide forward to get In Position for the trick and he thought over the routine over and over in his head and then he leaped..... Obove the hobo and in midair was ashido bending while the board clung to the bottom of his shoes as he successfully poped the board correctly and got half the trick down, all that was left was the landing. His legs began to Steichen out when he thought he cleared the hobo and gave enough time to pass over him, his legs began to push down while pressing the board down on the ground again, their was a slight moment of uncertainty as he started to loose his balance for a moment '' crap, crap'' he said but the recovered his balance and then he slides to a stop. ''BOYHA BITCH!'' scream the excitement of ashido after sucessfully clearing the homeless and all and all landed on his board to reward a 8 for style, 6 for dramatic and A 10 for awesomeness. His mate stev produced two thingers and flashes them at ashido while he was all cockeyed and full of himself after clearing the homeless dude. The worst part which ashido may recall from the event was probably the smell, the guy bloody he'll stunk.

The homeless barely moved a muscle with ashido's outburst of excitement and just let out a few snorez and just turned over onto his side, no problem still able to jump homeless. ''alright shit face, ur up'' he grined to his mate stev Nd coiencidently also wanted him to fall ontop of the homeless to see wat would happen. He began to roll up to the homeless, positioned his feet, bent his knees and piped the board. He was going allright but either he didn't get enough high with his jump or he doubted he was goining to make it he bailed from the board and just missed fallen on the homless guy but his board didn't. ''arrghh'' scream the hobo while he cupped his head in pain while he rolled this way and that to possibly ease the pain ''oh shit! BAIL!'' shouted Ashido right after laughing his head off and had time to pull himself together while his other friend was a bit shocked by the outcome and after a few moments ran to grab his board but the Homeless guy got to it first. Their was curse words said, alot of curse words which i will leave out to avoid being kicked off the site but the man howeled and curse, kicked and threaten like there was no tomaro.

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The homeless began to run towards stev while holding the board in a threatening manner and shouting some rather abusive words which o e wouldnt repeat to children. Stev turned and legged it while ashido did the same ''oh shit, run'' said ashido as he lifted up his board and ran along with stev. ''that dick has my board!'' complained stev, ''we'll you did drop it on him!'' stated Ashido while he laugh and grined, enjoying himself with the situation his friend got himself in. The two ran down a ally while jumping over obstacles that littered their path while the homeless behind them was also making good pace ''so wat will we do'' said ashido as if conversationally like situations like falling on hobo's and getting chased by them while holding a skateboard which can do dangerous amounts of damage if used. ''have to get my board back!'' said stev while the two were legging it around the Corner of a derelict building. ''if he does anything to it il kick his Ass'' ate. Said while a look of anger crossed his face, ashido knew how he felt because skateboards are actully quite expensive and anyone were to break ashido's he may end up going loco and start punching people up and ashido is really not a aggressive person at all, he would run and hide before any sort of conflict. ''Fence!'' shouted ashido as the the path up ahead was barred by a large fence gate ''ahh shit'' thought ashido as the metal fence looked rather big ''climb it! Or have ur head smashed in by a angry hobo who then might do stuff to ur dead body'' replied ashido while it printed a horrible pitied in the heads of the two boys but properly wasn't too far from the truth either. '' climb or ur dead body will be taken advantage of the homeless and he may bring friends!'' wailed ashido as the two despretly struggled up the gate while the hobo was close behind shouting something only god knows way in his native hobo language. ''climb like the wind'' he began while stev was closely behind him, climbing up the metal wire fence and luckily there wasn't any barebed wire bt that would be a Mild distraction to the two when their was a mad hobo chasing after them waving a skateboard in his hand and attending to do damage with The homeless began to run towards stev while holding the board in a threatening manner and shouting some rather abusive words which o e wouldnt repeat to children. Stev turned and legged it while ashido did the same ''oh shit, run'' said ashido as he lifted up his board and ran along with stev. ''that dick has my board!'' complained stev, ''we'll you did drop it on him!'' stated Ashido while he laugh and grined, enjoying himself with the situation his friend got himself in. The two ran down a ally while jumping over obstacles that littered their path while the homeless behind them was also making good pace ''so wat will we do'' said ashido as if conversationally like situations like falling on hobo's and getting chased by them while holding a skateboard which can do dangerous amounts of damage if used. ''have to get my board back!'' said stev while the two were legging it around the Corner of a derelict building. ''if he does anything to it il kick his Ass'' ate. Said while a look of anger crossed his face, ashido knew how he felt because skateboards are actully quite expensive and anyone were to break ashido's he may end up going loco and start punching people up and ashido is really not a aggressive person at all, he would run and hide before any sort of conflict. ''he's bound to get tired some time'' ashido tried to reassure stev ''although that was a sweet jump I did, wasn't it. How Hugh did I get?'

''you didnt do to bad, i think i overshot my jump a bit, i poped it a bit had'' replyed Ashido's mate stev while they were running away from the angry hobo who was chasing them down the road with Stev's Skateboard. They chatted casually as if this kind of thing happened to them all the time as if getting chased by homeless people who you tried to jump but accidentally droped your board on their head happened all the time to the two kids who were escaping a hobo as they speak. ''any plans this weekend?'' inquired Ashido which Stev responded ''nah, proberly just laz about the house, a bit of tv and some xbox. im not sure, its murphy's last night before he heads off to university and we..woo watch it, fence up ahead'' began Stev while pausing in his story to add a possible situation up ahead. A metal gate up ahead blocked the two boys escape while the hobo behind them was making a good pace ''hey, hes pretty good!''. the gate was looming closer with no possible exits about except they way in which they came and that was very unlikey to happen since they would have to go back and run passed the hobo. ''beter climb that gate fast before that hobo catched up to you and smashed your head in with your own board and then im pretty sure he might abuse and have sex with ur dead corpse, what a way to add punishment and also he may brings some friends to join the party, make it a real fiesta'' Ashido laughed while stev gave him a sick look and told him ''shut up! well the hobo wouldnt even go near you cause your stinking!''. Ashido had a quick look over his shoulder ''oh, hes still there'' observed Ashido while the hobo was chasei, curseing, threatening and gods know what else he was saying in his own native crazy hobo language. ''FENCE, CLIMB LIKE THE WIND'' shouted stev as the two made a running jump to scramble up the gate. The two struggled up the metal wire gate and luckily there was no barbed wire stuck up above or they really would be in a sticky situation although it would only be a mild speed bump as they had expeience with dealing with barbed wire and even the more sinister of its cousin, the razor wire. they broke into private propertys plenty of times, not to steal or rub or anything like that but to skate potential skate locations.

However sometimes their fun would be cut short due to annoying security guards ''stop right there!, come back here'' As if they believe people would actully do as the security guards say. Ashido and the rest of his friends would look for areas with good surfaced ground, smooth and unspoiled by stones and rubbish which can get caught under the wheels and produce a nasty fall. Clean, smooth surfaces are always good but without anything else it can get boring quickly so some possible skateable objects would be most welcomed, such things as rails, grind boxes, ramps, pipes would all make the gangs day. One of their local spots would be outside a large supermarket because of its large roof which is useful for those rainy days and also it has a few benches and bins witch can always be used for something beneficial, benches for grinds and bins for something to jumps, flip and do tricks on. The thing with skateing is that your not just limited to repeating the same thing over and over again but to explore and find a style which is suitable for urself which you can broaden an possibly create your own tricks. now back to the two losers and the hobo...''oye, oye dont shake the gate as much'' said ashido as he and steve struggled up the wire fence ''shut up and climb or thae hobo will GET YOU and do it with your dead body'' stev replyed. ''he doesn't really want me, he wants the dick who dropped a board on his head'' Ashido replyed teasing him. The two made it to the top of the fence and just in time for the old smelly homeless guy to barge into it and start shaking it to try and get them back down. ''aye, good job lad'' Ashido said while shouting down to the bum which he just replyed in curseing and some mumbo jumbo language which Ashido couldn't quite make out ''what did he say?'' said stev ''he says your face looks like crap'' said ashido still joking and began laughing. the two started to climb down the other side of the fence and then dropped down off it. The homeless shouted, cursed and did a bit of a dance in mad frustration and in a attempt to get back at the kids he threw the board over the fence with some hope of trying to cause the one or if he could the two a head injury or some sort of pain.

''OH, SHIT'' shouted Ashido and with the same idea stev shouted ''CRAP'' As the two ducked and dodged out of the way to avoid the airbord skateboard the hobo threw over the gate as a projectile weapon to cause some harm, which it would obviously do if it made contact and can most likely even put someone on their back cause their actually rather heavy. luckily though the skateboard fell and bounced on the ground missing the two guys but getting ashido on the second bounce as it then rolled into his leg which would only cause a bruise but still would hurt like hell ''ahh fook'' wailed Ashido as he cupped his foot and jumped about in pain for a moment. all the time stev pointed and laughed, after a moment he strolled over to Ashido ''haha, that hilarious! are you ok?'' he said showing some concern but sniggering slighting and grinning like a edjit. ''aww can we do that again, il bring a camera wiith me next time.'' said stev while enjoying the moment. ''basterd, ugh, just because you were crap and fell onto the hobo, why do i have to suffer?!'' replyed ashido while on the ground, griping his leg to try and ease the pain. the hobo, moved off with only a slight bit of joy of the outcome but mumbleing and every so often shouting curse words and shaking his fist at the two of the other side of the fence. ''i think i broke my leg'' said ashido while clearly over eggagerating as he was still able to hobble about, it was a limp at best and if he wasnt such as baby he could walk just fine.

''my bloody leg'' said ashido as he hoped around while stev laughed and ventured over to his board ''man, its the funniest thing i ever seen'' teased Stev as he leaned down to pick up his board. ''hmm, were do u think we are? iv never been down this way'' question stev ''how he hell am i soppose to know!'' replayed ashido while clutching his leg to relieve some of the pain ''dont be such a baby! your legs not that bad, its only a flesh wound'' began stev ''A FlESHWOUND MY HOLE! gah'' replyed ashido while rather annoyed and in pain, he began now to stand up and put some pressure on his leg. It only hurt so much now because the incident was still fresh and only happened a few moments ago because of a pissed off hobo which they done tricks over. ''alright i think it will be ok'' said ashido as he began to walk again or rather Hubble ''lets go'' replyed stev, now just ignoreing Ashido's over imaginary injury. ''alright, not so fast! im injured here!'' complained Ashido as they two began to move ''hurry your slow ass up or im leaving you!'' replayed stev nastily ''gah, i should have left you with that hobo then, for him to do all nasty hobo things on you'' finished Ashido. The two found themselves in unfamiliar territory, a are they haven't ventured to much often and now they've ventured onto a construction site, it was unclear of what the site was constructing as the work process had barely even begun as a few walls, holes was all that was done to the site. there was still equipment about such as heavy machinery, bulldozer and a crane and various materals such as concrete blocks, bricks, pipes ect the necessity for building.

''Hey, theirs a few sheets of wood over their we can properly take to build a ramp or something'' started stev as he was viewing the site for potential skate equipment or just stuff to steal. While slightly a limp in his walk ashido came up beside stev '' we will come back for it later. I'm injured! I need to get some medical treatment'' complained ashido ''medical treatment my ass! Now ur just milking it, your fine'' finished stev as he began to walk on and find a way out of the site. The site reminded ashido of the moment he wanted to be one a builder once, like his uncle who worked on various building sites doing various jobs, he was a handy man of sorts and could do a bit if every such as brick laying, tiling, plastering and some spark work. Their was a moment ashido wanted to do that as well, working on sites, building things with his hands and get to move about a bit. However things changed when he actully went for a day to try it out, it was for work experience in school, he had to spend a week working in the job which he would like to do and as ''so, he spent a long miserable week on a building suit, cleaning, lifting heavy crap and generally being bored to tears. To be fair their wasn't much for ashido to do on the building site, he wasn't experienced or qualified to do any of the real nessary work, though he Learned a few things  in his time their while also broke, dropped, messed up and held back a good but of work for the builders because as they would put it ''he's a bloody tool!'' and quote. So ashido wasn't the sharpest tool in the shead but they didn't have to be ''so mean about it, it was practically ashido's first day. Well ashido wasn't going to stick with the building trade anyway cause it was boreing as piss! For one thing he didn't get on with slot of them, oh he talked and generally was sociable but they had nothing in common, they talked about sports, football and worked while ashido tried striking up conversations of the newest movies that are out, xbox 360 games, skate boarding. Their was nothing in common though, either them being of a older generation or just being complete opposites they didn't fit together, ashido was the odd one on the site.

Ashido had a whole week to spend on the site before he couldfinish his work experience and taste the sweet feel of freedom were he can enjoy sleepinns, layzying about all day and generally doing sweet F.A, the good life. Not like this joke of waking up at practically the crack of Dawn, getting into dirty old work clothes and then after that spending eight hours or ''so doing heavy, back breaking labour and ashido was getting nothing for it too! It was for work experience ''so he didn't have to get paid but receive a grungy signature on a piece of paper to show that ashido did attend a whole week of boring work experience to avoid getting into trouble with the teachers which enivitably they would phone ashido's house and possibly even write a letter too just to be bad bastards. The letter will state basic greetings then it will get down to business hard and fast like branigans law! Stateing that ashido failed completion of work and they would possible add more sinister stuff to it to add more crap to ashido's punishment as to spruce up excitement as you do with writing letters home and then they will inform a course of action to bring about to punishing ashido which they belive that after it will make him a more law biding school studentand will never do it again but do they wonder about the pent up rage within ashido which they will just be adding fuel to it and inevitably it will go off, a big explosion which the ticking time bomb lay in wait for years, abiding it's time and growing. Yea ashido had some inner issues and wouldn't be much of a aggressive or confronting person and mostly everyone would see him as laid back but everyone has flaws and ashido's no different, some things that just tick him off and as ashido keeps his problem ls to himself, bottleing up his problems a inner rage grows ever bigger which sometimes just explodes out with either some minale thing. Well it's a good thing ashido is rather laid back and generally easygoing unlike some other individuals that one day snap and go around their work station with a firearm of some sort discharging shell by shell into their colleagues and friends, well this has to be a well unadjusted lunatic to ever do that but sometimes you just can't tell by some people. Well ashido would only to as far as a possible laxative into a unexpected foe or if he wanted to be a double bad basterd he could spike them with a viagra while the victim is at work or possibly in a situation that would gravly embarrassed them. It would be morally wring to do both, even ashido's not that bad but however he got advice that a douse of the two drugs could almost be harmful to the victims health and ''so ashido trying to avoid a jail sentence and possibly man slaughter he wil just take his time and carefully pick one or the other to avoid any unnessarys like being arreested.

If anything he was doing the world a favor in dealing a twat like that, a laxative and a good kicking is what some people deserve today, possible getting he kicking while under the influence of the laxative, a interesting combo but a possibility of the the people giving the kicken may get their boots covered in a mess afterwards. ''oyi, so how the hell do we get out of here?!'' Shouted stev over Ashido's thoughts. Ashido shurrged his shoulders ''hell if i know. just buck over that fence over there'' Ashido finished while thumbing a direction of a tall wire fence in the direction ahead of them but were the hell that will lead no one knows apart from a sign post that stev spotted out ''hey theres a sign over there, brick lane'' he said while waving to a post outside of the site. Ashido started nodding his head in agreement ''yea but were the hell is brick lane? i never heard of it'' Ashido added. ''right, well....when we make ourselves out of here and get onto the main street we should be sweet wouldnt we'' Stev finished with some confidence. They ventured over to the fence which luckily was really a gate and they were able to get out pretty easy by just a lift of a bar to jar the gate open. ''what you want to do now?'' Asido asked while feeling a bit of a need to get a bite ''fancy getting a bit to eat?'' he asked. ''aye we will get some food on the go and see what after that'' Stev replied and the two dandered to were they thought the direction of the main street would be.